June 6th, 2008 The primary is finally over and we all could have had two babies in the time it took to wrap up. But that would assume you had the babies immediately back to back. And it's probably very taxing on one's body to have a baby and a break of a month or so would be in order. It's funny that when babies are born they can't support the weight of their heads. Breaking news: Not everything green is good! by Al Gore Why I hate Hillary Clinton supporters by Barack Obama I look positively radiant in your car window by Christopher Walken I'm not quitting, I'm ceasing to run by Hillary Clinton I have a dream... by Howie Mandel Shut your face Todd Perineum by Bill Clinton Announcing my new website of creepy self-worship by Tom Cruise In your wet dreams, Chris Martin by Bono Regards, The News Groper Editors | |
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