Absolutely Everything Else: The weekend forecast calls for sunshine and racist outbursts

Friday, June 20, 2008

June 19th, 2008

At least Al Sharpton is hoping it does. His plans got canceled and he's got nothing to do. Al Gore finally endorsed Barack Obama this week, but to his defense the primary was over so quickly, when was there time?

I hope a white person does something racist because I have nothing to do this weekend by Al Sharpton

For the last time, the taint is not the same thing as the gooch! by Judd Apatow

Universal health care means more severed feet by Bill O'Reilly

I would have endorsed earlier, but the primary was over so quickly by Al Gore

My heartbeat is as regular as cigarettes on pizza by Amy Winehouse

No, you idiots! You poured Gatorade on my new Goddamn suit! by Doc Rivers

If Obama is a secret Muslim, he does not hide it very well by Osama bin Laden

Looks like Tim Russert finally lands that Heath Ledger interview by Howie Mandel

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