In a move that will forever define the acceptable means of public humiliation through projectiles, the Pie Throwers Union of America, chapter 301, has brought a lawsuit against Muntazer al-Zaidi, the notorious Bush shoe thrower who assaulted the President with his flung footwear on Sunday.
"Pie throwing is a pre-meditated act that involves both baking and aiming" said union leader Brent Clarke "it is an art that pre-dates the three stooges"
When asked about the merits of shoe throwing, Clarke scoffed: "Shoe throwing is a spontaneous act that might have as much to do with itchy feet as it has to do with bad foreign policy".
It is unclear which court will hear the case, as many potential judges have expressed fear over presiding without some protection from errant shoes and pies.
http://www.apoliticus.com/2008/12/pie-throwers-union-sue-shoe-thrower/
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