Mel Gibson is still the number one patriot

July 3rd, 2008 Although it was a short week, News Groper's A-list bloggers did not take an early vacation. Morgan Freeman laid out an itinerary for the day he becomes invisible, Dr. Phil decided defense mechanisms have their rightful place, and Bill O'Reilly drew attention to the number one danger facing America: freeloading penguins. Also we started a tumblr account. www.miquoter.com. Go there to get our funniest short quips throughout the day. Happy 4th! To settle this debate on patriotism, look no further than THE PATRIOT! by Mel Gibson I was wrong, denial can be a great thing by Dr. Phil This recession, like my hair, just needs an elaborate combover by Donald Trump I can see everything by Morgan Freeman I can't survive on 6500 Starbucks by Christopher Walken Thank God my mom made me take dancing lessons by Mario Lopez No more handouts, penguins! by Bill O'Reilly Regards, The News Groper Editors www.newsgroper.com

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