THE BETA POTATO
(Minneapolis, MN) It was none other than one of the NAATF's Chief Deputy Blowhards, Alex "Cut-Throat" Castellanos, who taught a worldwide CNN audience how to define the ultimate humiliation for the rethuglican party on election night, saying "If we can't beat that lunatic, [Al Franken], we're [fucked]!" Well Alex, grab your ankles, you sick prick, 'cause Mr. Smalley's goin' to Washington!
Here in Gopherville USA, over 2 million mosquito-ravaged ice fisherman said "no" to the hate-filled, slanderous insanity of the "Big Fat Idiot", the "Blotchy Bully", and the rest of the NAATF, and voted "yes" for the opportunity to be represented by someone who may actually serve the shivering citizens of Minnesota in the manner contemplated by the founding fathers.
That's right, the real danger in a Senator Al Franken is not that he's an entertainer, and a comedian no less. The real danger, especially for the NAATF, lies in the fact that Al Franken may turn out to be a great Senator. The man brings a passion to expose the idiocy of the "Nut-Case Right", as he calls them, as clearly evidenced in his writings and his leadership of the progressive radio station, Air America Radio, during the past several years, and he is unlikely to swim in the traditional political bullshit. Like it or not dub-lovers, that record of commitment to expose the truth is one of the reasons that Stuart got elected. This stands as further evidence that quality candidates can come out of nowhere to change the nutcase status quo and that a person's vote can actually make a difference. RIP GOP!
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